so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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