no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The best revenge is premature balding
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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