i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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