They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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