If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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