He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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