Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize