Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
