So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Alive.
So much puke
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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