Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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