So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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