Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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