ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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