if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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