There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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