i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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