If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
