I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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