He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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