new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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