Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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