she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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