too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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