You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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