I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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