My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
