Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Bring me that man meat
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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