I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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