You really coming over, don't trick.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
don't judge my taste in strippers
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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