this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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