Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Congratulations! We have a period
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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