Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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