What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
A+ Viking dick
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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