i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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