oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
