We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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