So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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