this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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