peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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