if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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