But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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