We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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