If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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