Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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