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PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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