He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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