I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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