Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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