Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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