I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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