Whod you bang
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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