can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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