erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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