remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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