How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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