I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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