i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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