THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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