pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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