David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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