chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We were destined to go to rehab together
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I deserve this hangover.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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