I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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